Breeding and capes

From a recent conversation with an Americorps friend:

Me: my issue right now is that i've finally managed to motivate some kids to write but can't help them all at once. 30:1 is a tough ratio, and group writing conferences haven't been going well

Friend: i think about 15% of the national workforce needs to be in eductation simply to reduce that number... and show the little people we're breeding that we're glad we bred them

Me: i think i'm going to start wearing a spandex jumpsuit and a cape to work